Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Ant

By popular request,


The ANT
AND THE
GRASSHOPPER

This one is a little different ......

Two Different Versions .....

Two Different Morals



OLD VERSION:


The
ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The
grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the
ant is warm and well fed.
The
grasshopper has no food or shelter,
so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:


Be responsible for yourself!




MODERN VERSION:

The
ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The
grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering
grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN
and ABC
show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with
a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?


Kermit the Frog
appears on Oprah
with the
grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing,
'It's Not Easy Being
Green ..'

ACORN
stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome.

Then
Rev. Jeremiah Wright
has the group kneel down to pray for the
grasshopper's sake.

President Obama
condemns the ant
and blames
President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
exclaim in an interview with
Larry
King that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of
the grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the
EEOC drafts the Economic Equity
& Anti-Grasshopper Act

retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The
ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
green bugs
and,
having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper .

The story ends as we see the
grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The
ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The
grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle the once prosperous and peaceful neighborhood.

The entire
Nation collapses bringing the rest
of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY:



Be careful how you vote in 2012



I've sent this to you because

I believe that you are an
ant!

You may wish to pass this on to other ants , but don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it anyway.


Adios

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